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lyscapism:

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Little Groot dancing

Precious little plant bb wants to dance <3

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theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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i-am-the-rest-of-the-world:

taniavitela:

She’s the best.

Actual sassmaster Emma Watson.

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Not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your smile.

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lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

She’s got mysteries to solve Dracula, she isn’t gonna let you stop her <3

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britten-witch:

asktheconsultants:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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Saw this when it came out and I couldn’t stop smiling. If you watch the full video you notice how quickly she spouts off these things, how rapid fire each question is and you can tell each word is like a machine gun bullet to the guy’s head. And you know what?

That’s how we feel. 

*breaks the reblog button*

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someone asked me
to describe home
and i started talking about your hair color
and the sound of your voice
and the taste of your lips
and how your skin feels like
until i realized
they had expected to hear a place

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